imgonnamakeachange:

if you abandon old dogs that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you

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staff:

Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.

Ready? 

Yes, you are, and we’re ready to help you.

(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)

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LOOK AT THE DOG
me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via spockular)

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tennants-hair:

by the way, take a look at some more satanic rules (source)
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
#the awkward moment when satanism is more humane than more accepted religions like christianity and islam

tennants-hair:

by the way, take a look at some more satanic rules (source)

  • Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
  • Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
  • When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

#the awkward moment when satanism is more humane than more accepted religions like christianity and islam

(Source: jimmy-the-satanist)

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collegehumor:

Broken Printer Results in the Most Terrifying Picture of Nic Cage in All of History
Because Nic Cage not in what looks to be 1930s blackface wasn’t scary enough.

Holy. Shit.

collegehumor:

Broken Printer Results in the Most Terrifying Picture of Nic Cage in All of History

Because Nic Cage not in what looks to be 1930s blackface wasn’t scary enough.

Holy. Shit.

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collegehumor:

8 Surprising DIY Life Hacks [Click for more]

Bet you didn’t know it was this simple.

yep, pretty much…

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The United States of America on college education

  • Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
  • USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
  • Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
  • USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
  • Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
  • USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

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